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Wednesday Word—Nightmare

Do any of you guys have nightmares? I had a bad one the other night. Lemme tell you a bit about what precipitated it.

I was in my blue mauve thing when I awoke with a start!! WTF?

I've read lots of kittehs writing about the evil VC but have yet to run across any cat talking about my personal peeve: The Hair Vacuum! That contraption scares the bejesus outta me. Seriously. OK, nothing actually "scares" me but that annoys the bejesus outta me.

Not only is the hair vacuum every bit as noisy as the VC, it's also very very hot. TW yells at me if I come too close cos she claims it could burn me. I say anything that could burn the kitteh shouldn't be allowed in the condo. She doesn't use it often but she used it yesterday and got my fur all ruffled up and caused the following nightmare. Please don't let any kittens read this or they'll have nightmares too.

I was being chased by the tandem of an evil VC AND a dastardly hair vacuum (HV)! They had me surrounded! What could I do? I hissed! I spit! Still they kept coming. The HV was getting hotter! The VC was getting, er, suckier! Both were getting louder and louder! That's when I woke up … sweating.


Do your peeps use the Hair Vacuum? Do you think they should be banned?

Red Carpet Ride



Hi! This is CK coming to you from the Red Carpet. Where else would I be when there are awards to be handed out? Excuse me while I remove my sunglasses and pose for the pawpawrazzi. I was made for moments like this! Doncha think? Let's go inside and view the action. They're handing out the first award!

Shiva and Jaya: On behalf of the two of us, I would like to pass on the Bestest Kitty Blogger in the Cosmos Award to Ms. Cathy Keisha!!! *appaws appaws*


*CK puts paws up to her head*

CK: OMC!! I can't believe this! I won!!! Thank you Purrime Ministerettes Shiva and Jaya. This is the best award ever and I'm honored to accept it for all those kittehs still homeless and in shelters who cannot have blogs of their own. I strive to be the bestest blogger and now I am. *kisses Shiva and Jaya on cheek*


Whoa! Layla Morgan Wilde of Cat Wisdom 101 is taking the stage with Odin, Domino, Gris Gris and Merlin. They're giving out the My Favourite Things Award. Yesssss, they're reading my name! I won this award last month too but I'm thrilled to be a two time winner.

CK: Thank you Layla, Odin, Domino, Gris Gris and Merlin. Just cos I already listed my favorite things won't stop me for graciously accepting this award from you. I like ♫ Biting my humans and forever homes for kitties / foam rubber rockets and springs I can hitty / SilverVine pillows and long coated strings / These are a few of my favourite things. ♫ Greenies SmartBites and peacock feather / Fancy Feast tuna and scratching on leather / wild salmon paté and FURminator on my skins / These are some more of my favourite things ♫ Well, actually, I don't scratch on leather. Heh heh.

Now the best part: I get to announce the next group of winners of the Bestest Kitty Blogger in the Cosmos Award. The competition was fierce but the aCATemy has chosen wisely. The winners are:


Hope you enjoyed the show. If you didn't hear your name called today, there's always next year. *appaws appaws*


EZ Sunday

I've been taking it EZ a lot on my blog lately. I was sleeping Friday on Coup d'Pillow but Sunday is the official EZ.


I'm doing EZ on TW's chair, which I liberated right out from under her. It was give up the chair or get bit. She chose the right option. Excuse me while I close my eyes and dream about a certain mancat.


Didja really think I'd tell?


OK, actually I'm resting up for tomorrow's award show. I'm sure I'll bring home at least one award.

Photo Hunt—Guess

Nothing comes between me and my Guess® Kicker!* 




or my Guess® smousie toy



(*with apologies to Kate at Hauspanther whose ModKicker I'm posing with)

 This is my entry in the Saturday Photo Hunt.

Coup d'pillow

How's everyone's Friday shaping up? I have a few awards on back order but TW said it would take too long to post about them. I just finished my Nipclub job and she's tired. Instead of telling you about the awards today, I'll tell you a bit about how I've taken over TW's bed. I mean HER side of the bed. This was supposed to be my EZ Sunday post.

I have my own pillow, which satisfied me for a few years. Then I got to thinking that HER pillows looked even more comfy. It is a queen bed. Why should I be confined to a small part of it? This is the way I used to sleep.

 Hanging off the pillow

or

against my pillow.

This is how I sleep now during the day. Notice how much prettier her pillow is than mine. TW makes HHGutt guard her pillow at night so I can't lay against it. He's such a brown-noser. He'll do anything TW axs him to and she doesn't even have to bribe him with food! The Woman's lame excuse is that she's scared I'll attack her during the night; and, of course, then she evokes the "she's allergic to cats" defense. Oh please, don't insult me! TW innerrupted me last evening to take these fotos. Can you see how much more comfy I am?



How about you guys. Do you ever get to sleep on your peeps' pillow or even their heads?
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