Today is National Limerick Day. I'm a busy kitteh so I axed my good furrend Artie Intel if he could write a limerick for me. He's good for these things—or so I though. This is what he came up with.
There once was a kitty named Keisha
Her fur was gray and white, not a breeza.
From the ghetto she hailed
But her heart never failed.
To show love to all, that's the Keisha.
Pretty lame, if you ax me. I axed for a limerick, not a lamerick! You'd think someone with the initials AI could do
better. Betta try again, Artie dude. Make it ghetto. Make it ME. Something to show my fierceness like this grainy image.
Who strutted her stuff in the hood, oh so diva
Her coat, a stunning gray and white
Would catch even the toughest gangsta's sight
Keisha ruled the streets with style and fever!
You got it! That's so me! Amirite?
Which one did you, the viewing audience, like best? Let me know in the comments.
Friendly fill-ins
Let's answer some of Friendly Fill-Ins, a weekly feature held at this
time, which is already in progress. Our hosts—15andmeowing
and
Four Legged Furballs—need no innerductions as they are giants in the cat blogging world. They
think up the fill-ins and I fill in the correct answers. My answers are
boldface. This week my image relates to numbers one and three.
1. I've got a yen for Chinese food. Good Chinese food, not what the peeps are bringing home. They're getting lunch specials at another place. TW keeps ordering boneless BBQ ribs which ISN'T Chinese food.
2. I would gladly trade TW for a newer model. See above.
3. It seems like only yesterday that the peeps ordered good Chinese food.
4. If you offered me the fountain of youth, I would drink.
I always love getting out my watercolors to paint my favorite subject.
1. I've got a yen for Chinese food. Good Chinese food, not what the peeps are bringing home. They're getting lunch specials at another place. TW keeps ordering boneless BBQ ribs which ISN'T Chinese food.
2. I would gladly trade TW for a newer model. See above.
3. It seems like only yesterday that the peeps ordered good Chinese food.
4. If you offered me the fountain of youth, I would drink.
Caturday art
Caturday Art is hosted by the lovely Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty and her mum to showcase how talented us anipal artists are. We can use the many different digital apps, Photoshop, AI art or share original art. Actually all the art programs/apps use AI but they employ picture to picture, rather than text to pictures.
I always love getting out my watercolors to paint my favorite subject.
I'm the photographer and I think TW needs a makeover so I have makeup brushes
on the ready. Once again AI lost my settings so I can't copy this wonderful
watercolor style. TW thinks this is the best work AI has ever done for us.
BESTEST A.I. ART EVER EVER EVER. T'IS AWESOMELY PAWSOME. NOW, SINCE WE LUVS TO PLAY WITH POEMS, SILLIER THE BETTER, WE'RE GONNA TRY TO DO ONE FOR OUR FAVE GHETTO KITTYGIRL. BACK LATER, OH, AND WHEN YOU FIND DA MAKEUP STUFF, WE'LL CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT: THIS HERE HU-MOM NEEDS ONE, TOO! A MAKEOVER, THAT IS.
ReplyDeleteCK, you are the baddest!
ReplyDeleteDid you know that I've actually visited Limerick, in Ireland? Lovely place, would go back again in a heartbeat.
As always, your artist endeavors are fab, and I'll be enjoying the puzzles soon...thanks!
I did like the second poem best, CK! I do think the two art pictures this week are both terrific, and I agree that this AI picture is one of the best AI pics I've seen anywhere.
ReplyDeleteWow, AI did a great job with that second photo. Raz says thanks for the birthday wishes.
ReplyDeleteGreat job on the poetry. And you could never look fat. Thank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. I had some boneless spareribs today too, leftovers from my hubby's plate yesterday. My cats love that stuff. Thank you for participating in the fill-ins. I always enjoy your answers. I hope you get some good Chinese food soon. I would drink from that fountain too. :)
ReplyDeleteI love both of your works of art. Thank you for the puzzles. XO
Those were good limericks CK and your fill-in answers were purrfect, of course. WOW, you're art, talk about stunning!!!
ReplyDeleteYour artwork is cool! I like the second limerick better, it definitely sounded better. I might have to get Chinese food this weekend, but it's so expensive. : p Sending healing thoughts to everyone in the townhouse! Have a good weekend!
ReplyDeleteMr. AI did a pretty good job. I think a lot of people would agree with you on fill-in 4!
ReplyDeleteBoth art are great, but I agree that AI did a very good job for you. He is getting slightly better with mine too. I really must remember to add the better ones to my post on Fridays. Great Limericks, but the second is much more you.
ReplyDeleteYour art is amazing and you did a good job on the limericks!
ReplyDeleteThat second limerick is totally you, CK! And we love that watercolor of you. It is most stunning, just like you! Hugs to you, TW, and Pop!
ReplyDeleteThe second limerick and grainy image are totally you!
ReplyDeleteThe artwork with you and the makeup brushes is fantastic. We like the second limerick best we can just see you strutting your stuff. And we would all drink from the fountain of youth. Mom says it's supposed to be somewhere in Florida so maybe we will go look for it.
ReplyDeleteThe 2nd limerick is definitely more "you", CK. And of the two arty pics, We prefurr the second one.
ReplyDeleteYes, We would definitely drink from the Fountain of Youth. So would Mummy.