Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut ...

I always knew the peeps were nuttier than a fruitcake. When I bite into them—and you know I LOVE to bite into them—I can taste the peanutty goodness. It's almost like biting into a Snickers bar. I mean who else keeps Christmas lights up in the kitchen all year long—and lights them? I got my proof when I overheard a conversation they were having the other day. I added some translation and comments because this IS my blog after all.
What's this the peeps are talking about? Gotta hear this!
TW: I'm going to Whole Foods tomorrow. Do you need anything? (CK: So far, so good.)

Pop: Yeah. You're gonna find this a little strange but my doctor wants me to get this thing that's supposed to help my sinuses. (CK: Say what?)

TW: Oh, you must be talking about a Nutti (sic) Pot. I have one I could give you because I haven't used it in a while. (CK: Of course not, your nutty quotient is high enough without you using it.)

Pop: You heard of them? (CK: Poor Pop is always the last to know anything but it this case, it's a good thing.)

CK: Why wouldn't she? Has there EVER been anything strange that she HASN'T heard of? THAT would be news. Ask her if she's heard of dust rags or bathroom cleanser!

TW: Jessica told me about them last year. I bought it in [big chain drugstore]. (CK: Uh huh. She's trying to appear normal but Pop and I know better.)

Pop: I thought it was something that you had to buy in one of those natural places. (CK: You must mean those voodoo places she goes to.)

TW: Believe it or not, they're very mainstream now. You can buy them in any drugstore. (CK: Try to talk yourself into that, woman. You know what else is mainstream? CLEANING MY LITTER BOX!!!!)

You heard it here first. The peeps have a Nutti Pot. Next thing you know, they're going to have a big orange rock that lights up. Oh wait, they already have a big orange rock that lights up. Never mind.
Big orange rock that lights up and me.

14 comments:

Brian said...

That big orange rock really make my whiskers grin up!!!

CrazyFusa said...

You have a great sense of humor, always bring a smile to my face! Luv you!
Fusa

Sparkle said...

My human has a nutti pot, and I think that explains a lot! She also wants one of those lit up orange rocks. BTW, we live in California so all this is considered totally normal and not nutti at all.

Medusa said...

A big orange rock.....what's it for? Nutti pot? OMG they haven't reached the UK yet.

AttieCattie said...

*shakes head*

Clarissa said...

Oh my stars! Mom says she loves the big orange rock that lights up! Of course, she has a lava lamp that belonged to her mom. Oh yeah, she has a Netti pot too. She hasn't used it though. She's afraid she'll drowned herself. MOL!!!!

Mariodacat said...

You did it again CK - made us laugh until our sides hurt. (Guess what, my peeps has those niti pot things too. They're all going crazy on us).

Herbie said...

I'll tell you, if I want to laugh until I cry, this is where I come. Your blogs are hilarious! Another great one. xoxo

sagechronicles said...

Ah, what would we do without our niti pots. But that orange rock is totally pawsome!

Father Tom said...

CK, I love your comments! It's awful what we cats have to put up with--orange rocks aren't the half of it!

Have a great weekend!

xoxoTom

The Tuxedo Gang Hideout said...

Hi CK!! I am Samantha from the Tuxedo Gang and Sanjee said you would like to be a Tuxedo Gang Member!! Can I use a picture from your Blog or do you want to send me one!! I will post your picture on the Tuxedo Gang Hideout with a link back to your post this Tuesday! Welcome!
Samantha & The Tuxedo Gang

Cathy Keisha said...

Samantha, Hi! You can take a picture from my blog. I'm stunning in every picture so it doesn't matter. Thank you. A gang, huh! Do we beat up old ladies and stuff?

Pirulo Furry said...

Hello, beautiful! I saw the button you have with the memory of Iñigo and I copied it and paste it in my blog. I hope you don't mind.

Cathy Keisha said...

Pirulo, of course I don't mind. I got it from Brian's Place. There's a special place in my heart for Inigo.