Friday, August 16, 2013

Rumor and Innuendo

Don't believe the rumors. They're 100% NOT untrue. Got it! I would never purr for TW. Not in a million years. She just thinks she heard purring while she was playing rockets with me on Pop's bed this week. HAH! As if. It was probably her indigestion that she heard.

Do I look like I'm purring?

Glogirly has been blogging about some sort of milk spill at the townhouse; which, of course, Waffles was in the middle of. Literally. At the condo, we've had our share of spills lately. TW has been spilling everything in an open container on the table. She's knocked over half full cups of tea twice and then spilled a ladle-full of tomato gravy all over the front of the stove, the floor and her jeans. The other day was the coup de grâce when she went to move the newspaper from one side of the table to the other and it hit and knocked over her cereal. The milk went all over the floor and the cereal sat in a lump on the paper. MOL! I wasn't even in the room so she couldn't blame me. If I HAD been in the room, you can bet I would've had the flashy box out to document everything. To TW's credit, there was no crying or HBO words. She's just sort of resigned to the fact that she can't do anything right. Pity.

29 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Heh-heh, maybe you should have posted this for Senile Saturday! MOL!

Have a happy Friday, furriends. XOXO

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

100% NOT untrue? Okay, then, I *do* got it! Rumble, rumble, rumble.

The Human says to tell TW not to worry. Many years ago, she was a weekend guest a friend's home. In the course of just over 48 hours, she broke, not 1, not 2, not 3 but FOUR-count-them-FOUR glasses, juice glass, wine glass, you name it. Crash! Crash! Tinkle! Tinkle! Crash!

We think TW is just having a little clumsy period. It will pass.

But I wouldn't let her pick you up if I were you.

Simba said...

Oh, dear, TW does seem to have been having a clumsy patch. And you, CK, not untrue you were purring? Must be the rockets are SUCH fun. You speak of them often, I think we need to get some over here and find out more about playing rockets.

Katz Tales said...

MOL, you are such a hard nosed fuzzy!

The Swiss Cats said...

Clumsy days happen (for humans, and Waffles sometimes ;-))... It will pass. Purrs

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

My dear girl... maybe you need some Rumblecuddles. I reckon then we'd see about that purring thing.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Even though it is extremely unpolitically correct, my human drinks water from a bottle - because she knows she is not safe around open containers!

Molly The Wally said...

What no HBO words Keisha? Doubt my idiot assistant would be so calm. She'd be jumping up and down and blaming me no doubt. Have a fabulous spill free Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

We believe you on the purr thing... But still, perhaps you were clearing your throat and came out as a purr? Just this once.. maybe?
Poor clumsy TW.. It's a shame when the humans fall apart like that, isn't it? MOL! ;)

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

No HBO words? Spilling nearly always causes HBO words around here. That's half of our entertainment.

We are sure you didn't purr for TW. Your reputation is at stake!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Poor clumsy TW. After all those spills (AND lack of HBO words), maybe you could just give her a teeny weeny purr?

Brian said...

Well, that is another stunning photo CK! Hey, my Dad is a spiller too!

Thanks for the kind words and well wishes for our Dad, he is already doing so much better!

The Island Cats said...

MOL! And TW has no one to blame for all that but herself, CK! You should see the clumsy stuff the mom does around here.

Tamago said...

Haha, I think TW hopes to hear you purr so much that she starts hearing in her head? CK you gotta get your own flashy box and it will be fun to post pics and episodes of your peeps :-)

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Is TW related to our Jan? Sure sounds like it.

Are you sure you weren't purring and just don't want to spoil your image?

Kjelle Bus said...

CK I think you actually accidently (((purred))) when TW played with you :)
My mom-person is like Sparkle´s , she alway´s keep her drinking water in bottles with a so she not accidently poor it out over something/someone *mol*

Patty Woodland said...

Poor TW. I understand completely

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ck...de food serviss purrson her WUZ usin HBO werds last nite....tho her dinna say de F werd.....flounder....coz her tried ta set de houz alarm N it wood knot werk sew her had ta have 18 herdz oh cattle for like 20 minits...onlee ta find out de front door wuz knot even CLOSED in de furst place.... N her haz de nerve ta say EYE am poe zessed !!! ???

hay, enjoy de week oh end !!

tuna N crew ~~~~~

Katie and Glogirly said...

Prancer is right! This is an AWESOME Senile Saturday Post. In fact....maybe TW was so senile she thought it WAS Senile Saturday!!!

Oh, CK...you have the patience of a saint.
; ) Katie

...did you get any of that milk???

Kitties Blue said...

Our mom keeps saying she is going to get a sippy cup for herself 'cause she's a regular spiller. We do like to help as well. C.K., you could not be more stunning than you are in this current photo. We don't think you could possibly ever look bad in a photo. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty may, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Austin Towers said...

CK, you might have to cut TW some slack! OK, maybe not! The human is there purely for purposes of ridicule and derision!

Katnip Lounge said...

What she thought was purring was no doubt the gears spinning in her brain...

Mariodacatsmom said...

TW and I should get together. I've gone back to the original URL of my blog. The post this time explains what happened - or tries to. http://shufflingalongwithparkinsonsdisease.blogspot.com/

ANGEL ABBY said...

CK you'd better stay on your little cat toes so nothing gets spilled on you!

Ann Staub said...

I bet those noises she heard were just low growls or something ;) Something gets spilled in my house everyday. Lily has a thing for spilling nail polish... ugh!

Deb Barnes said...

Clearly TW's mind is going from all the spilling, because there is just no way we would believe that outrageous story about you purring... she must have made it up... Purrs from the Zee/Zoey gang

Caren Gittleman said...

I think the fact that you are both spilling everything HAS to have something to do with planetary alignment, yep, that's it for sure!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Yes those clumsy paws must be difficult to control.

Clooney said...

Are you SURE you didn't purr?