|Bring it on, Woman! This betta be your A-game.|
I’m famous for never drinking water but I do sneak some in a most unusual way. Forget Mr. Drinkwell and his 360s. No offense Keith Davitt but your handmade ceramic fountains are no match for my own human drinking fountain. It’s taken TW about a hunnert years to finally document it on video.
This all started 4 or 5 years ago. TW had just brushed those pathetic excuses humans call teeth. She was rinsing her mouth out when I jumped on the counter to watch her. Not only was I watching her, but I was trying to bat the water as she spat it out. She laughed so hard she practically sprayed water all over the bathroom. From then on, no matter what I’m doing or how deeply I’m sleeping, when I hear TW brushing her teeth, I run into the bathroom. TW thought the original game wasn’t very hygienic, so she started pouring fresh water into the tub for me. Check out my form! This should be an Olympic event cos I’d bring home the Gold.
She’s been promising for years she was going to get a video of our game but didn’t know if she could throw the water and film it at the same time. TW will do anything to make me drink H2O; now she's my human water fountain. She pours the water and I bat it into my mouth. Aren’t I talented? See for yourself.
Do you like to play in the tub or with water?