Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Wednesday Word of the Day—Thief

HHGutt here. Hola! Look what I found! It was laying right on MY bed! I think it is mine. After all possession is nine-tenths of the law. At least it is where I come from. Qué is her problemo? Why is she always fussing at me?

He stole my smousy!

What the… CK is back and I'm pretty P.O.ed. That's MY bed and MY smousy toy that Wally, Ernie, and Zoey IslandCat sent me. They sent me a wonderful package in the mail with noms, nip, a fuzzy smousy toy and THAT smousy. That's also MY Colorado Catnip blankie he's laying on! Who does HHGutt think he is?

He stole my blankie AND my shades!

This isn't the first toy he's stolen from me. TW bought me 2 Silvervine fishies about a year ago. She gave me one and put the other one away in her room. It disappeared and I KNOW who has it. I haven't caught him with it yet but he keep taunting me. He doesn't know I have brass claws with his name on them.

He stole my tiara!

Not to mention the day he hijacked MY blog back in 2010 or when he locked me in the closet. He even gets to go to Blogpaws as Plush CK. It's not fair! It's not easy living with a zombie cat who's a thief and a crook. Every time he attacks the peeps, I get blamed for it! It's not easy being the World's Most Stunning Cat.

BREAKING NEWS!! HHGutt is considered to be the prime suspect in the disappearance of the cat pin that I donated to the CB auction for Mom Laura. If this pin doesn't turn up in the next day or two, I'm gonna Waterboard him until he talks. I'll mess him up real good and I ain't kidding.

24 comments:

  1. You can never be too careful, CK. Especially when you're as stunning!

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  2. Hello, darling. Maybe HHGutt would enjoy that new Zombie movie? Perhaps you could arrange for him to, I dunno, be left there somehow? So he could watch it LOTS of times?

    Oh, and yes. My Paw is mighty and soft and just purrfect for holding. Will you be here soon?

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  3. LOL we know you'll mess him up real good if it doesn't turn up. Sharpen those claws Keisha. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. What a bad stuffed to take those things from you. We know you will get them back.Hope all of you have a great day.

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  5. We think HHGutt needs to be taught a lesson, CK. Get moving!

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  6. LOL HHGutt is such a bad kitty! You got claws, CK, gotta show him who is the boss!

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  7. I saw it's time to break out those brass claws!

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  8. cathy keisha...frum a boyz point oh view... ewe better knot mess with gutt...noe oh fence... but frank lee we dont think ya can beet de... stuffin.... outta him....just sayin....

    :)

    ~~~~~~ wee bee layin low & hidin…..til after de 4th…heerez hopin ewe haza safe holiday anda grate week oh end; grill much trout !!

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  9. Somebody is in big time TROUBLE!

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  10. I know ALL about blog hijacking.
    ; ) Katie

    Hey...you've got a summer 'do!

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  11. It did not look new when I visited earlier - very spiffy!

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  12. That HHGutt is trouble, for sure. And it sounds like he is IN trouble, too!

    Hey CK, we got your pawsome trading cards. Thank you so much! We wanted to make sure you knew that TW really did mail them. :)

    Peace!

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  13. *backs very slowly away*

    PS love the new bright look :)

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  14. Love the new blog look. Hang in there you are the best. Get well and keep well.

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  15. first, luvluvluv your "summer look"...very nice as always. And as for HHGutt..water boarding may not be harsh enough...you might wanna think about also holding him upside down by his tail...heh...heh

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  16. Ut-Oh. Sure sounds like somefurbody in big trouble!
    Paw-some summer look you've got! :-)

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  17. That Gutt is real bad news, man! Hope you get your smousy all and the other goods back soon! Love your new header! Have a great 4th of July tomorrow!

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  18. We think drastic measures are needed at this point. We suggest digging a big hole in the yard, and helping HHGutt trip and fall in. Then it's just a matter of covering him up. MOL.

    Looks like you got a cute, new summer header CK. We like your sunglasses. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  19. Where have we been? We hadn't heard that the kitty pin was missing.

    By the way, we love the new look of your blog!!!

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  20. CK, we want to see you wear that tiara...

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  21. Hello darling girl, You look super terrific in your new summer header--hidin' from the pawparazzi, I see. Hope you have a lovely, calm & QUIT, Fourth of July! XOXOXOXOXO

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