|He stole my smousy!|
What the… CK is back and I'm pretty P.O.ed. That's MY bed and MY smousy toy that Wally, Ernie, and Zoey IslandCat sent me. They sent me a wonderful package in the mail with noms, nip, a fuzzy smousy toy and THAT smousy. That's also MY Colorado Catnip blankie he's laying on! Who does HHGutt think he is?
|He stole my blankie AND my shades!|
This isn't the first toy he's stolen from me. TW bought me 2 Silvervine fishies about a year ago. She gave me one and put the other one away in her room. It disappeared and I KNOW who has it. I haven't caught him with it yet but he keep taunting me. He doesn't know I have brass claws with his name on them.
|He stole my tiara!|
Not to mention the day he hijacked MY blog back in 2010 or when he locked me in the closet. He even gets to go to Blogpaws as Plush CK. It's not fair! It's not easy living with a zombie cat who's a thief and a crook. Every time he attacks the peeps, I get blamed for it! It's not easy being the World's Most Stunning Cat.
BREAKING NEWS!! HHGutt is considered to be the prime suspect in the disappearance of the cat pin that I donated to the CB auction for Mom Laura. If this pin doesn't turn up in the next day or two, I'm gonna Waterboard him until he talks. I'll mess him up real good and I ain't kidding.