|How did she find me hiding in here?|
Last week King Spitty complained about how narrow his window sill was. I commented that not only was mine wide—just like TW—but I had my own prayer rug to lay on while I watched Bird-tv. In fact, I have two prayer rugs. One is green and one is beige. Right now, I'm availing myself of the beige one. TW bought them a hunnert years ago at some Going Out of Business Sale. But that's really TMI. What's neat about the location of the rug is that it's hidden behind a piece of furniture so I can be alone with my thoughts. Recently Spitty axed me Do you pray to Ceiling Cat on it? Is it comfy?
|Dear Bast. Please send me a bird. Amen.|
|A BIRD! My prayers have been answered.|
|Dear Bast. Please send me a million dollars. Amen.|
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