Monday, July 22, 2013

Block Pawty

Dateline: the condo July 20, 2013. We were having a nice, normal Caturday when suddenly this appeared in TWs email box. An invitation. Ominous.


GASP! Surely the peeps wouldn't leave me alone and go to this event. Or would they? After all, they told me it was too hot to buy my Fancy Feast but was it too hot to go outside and party?

Pop hates parties—he's definitely NOT a party animal—but TW somehow convinced him that they could eat dinner for free so he relented. The plan was that they'd show up about 5:30, look at the eats and decide if they should partake. I think the only words Pop heard was FREE FOOD and he was drooling. Apparently the heat wasn't bothering them now. They assured me they'd be back soon.

The Cat waited …


And waited …


And waited even longer …

By this time, The Cat was not pleased!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME THE PEEPS CAME IN??? DO YOU??? Ten minutes to ten!!! They were talking and laughing … and eating FREE FOOD … for almost 5 hours. It felt like DAYS to this little kitteh! To make it all the more galling, they told me I WAS THE HIT OF THE PAWTY! THEY were dropping MY name to impress people.

They ate too much—they said the food was delish. Apparently 7 pulled pork sliders were consumed by my peeps plus chicken-ka-bobs, fruit, crackers and cupcakes! They drank too much—fruit punch and frozen piña coladas. TW says Pop turned into Mr. Personality right before her eyes.

They had some inneresting discussions about animals and rumour has it, they even showed Real Housecat videos.

To be continued.

29 comments:

  1. Oh. My. COD.
    They showed Real Housecats videos?!?!?!
    CK, I hope you have your Sharpie ready for pawtographs. ...and it wouldn't hurt to have your other sharpies ready too.
    ; ) Katie

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  2. OMC can't believe those peeps pawtied without you. Now that all those other peeps know how famous you are, I'm sure they're gonna want to book you as DJ for the next pawty...

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  3. I *HATE* it when the Human has fun without me. How DARE they? Did they even bring you some pork from the sliders??? No? Well, I thought not. Pfft.

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  4. Scandalous Keisha. How could they pawty without you and not even bring you any foodables? Scandalous. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. Oh man, the humans go out - and they go nuts! I can only imagine what else they did that they didn't tell you!

    P.S. My human says thanks so much for the eCard - she loved it! She spent her birthday working on the submission post for our new project, but the night before, she and her boyfriend went to see Adam Ant!

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  6. Not only did they go out and leave you like that, they used you to make them sound like cool kids? What nerve!

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  7. We don't think your peeps will be laughing when YOU are done telling them exactly what you think of them leaving you for that long!

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  8. Oh my goodness CK, is there a full moon or something?

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  9. They didn't even take you to eat the free food. The horror!

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  10. Oh no! Sorry you had to wait for almost 5 hours while your humans were pawtying! I'm sure they will make up for it :-)

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  11. Well at least they had the good sense to show photos of you but coming home empty-handed is not cool.

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  12. CL of course YOU were the star. They traded on your name and you didn't get even a shred of pork as a peace offering!

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  13. It's a scandal ! And they didn't even get you some delicious food from the pasty ! Loupi and Zorro

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  14. I can't believe they left you alone for so long cousin....OMC!

    XOXO, Fluffbomb

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  15. They've got some nerve not taking care of your needs first, and then they talk about you. Did you get all the Fancy Feast you wanted since then? We hope so.

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  16. Wow, talk about uncaring and negligent humans. We bet they didn't even bring you any of that pulled pork. And to use you to get in good with the neighbors…absolutely appalling. They really should be ashamed of themselves. Waiting to se what comes next. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  17. I'm not surprised they livened up the party by talking about YOU! That would do it for any gathering. I'm glad they had such a good time. Did they at least bring back some tasty morsel for you to eat?

    I am a little slow (okay, a lot slow) but I have FINALLY gotten another Purr Therapy post up!! I hope you can come visit and I promise to update it more frequently... for all 10 of my readers, mol. :-)

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  18. Ck...if they eated stooooooooooopid burd chikn bee pree pared ta listen a de food service peepulz complainin bout belly aches; if they start ta hurl, hurl hairball rite bak at em.... N frank lee.. if R naybors said ther bee a partee... we wood be like...sew...whatz de catch ....N noe... we due knot haz... ore R we gonna give ewe.... any moneez....

    :) !!!!

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  19. I think the heat made them lose their minds :)

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  20. Yep! The heat definitely got to them!!! Real Housecat videos??? What the …? I hope they got permission from all the performers? Will there be green papers involved? My agent hasn't been contacted!!! ;)

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  21. Hmpf! Name droppers *sniff* CK, we'd never condone this kind of behavior. You can be assured of this, CK. Never ever, CK because well, CK, that's just not nice. Don't you agree, CK? ....CK? .....CK? Hmm?

    MOL! Purrs....

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  22. The only thing to do is ask for your own pawty and make them serve you everything you like for six hours.

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  23. Mmm, the food does sound good...but they didn't bring you back any? At least they talked about you and you were the hit of the pawty, that's good, very good.

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  24. I hope by now you have decided upon the perfect revenge. If not, you can teleport over here and we can hang out on the Blue Pillows and discuss it. XOXOXO

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  25. Gasp! How could they ever leave the Stunning Keisha alone in the apartment for 5 hours - absolutely sinful! Then to go off and actually enjoy themselves is even worse. You need to do some serious retraining of your humans sweetie! They are way out of control.

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  26. What the heck? They came in that late, and they were *laughing*? They should have come in all embarrassed and ashamed. How dare they leave you so long!

    And Real Housecats videos, too???

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  27. sigh...humans...no care whatsoeverrrrrr...for our care...just their own entertainment...come on over to my house on Sunday about mid-day...BIG PAWTY!!! FB Leo will be GONE like the wind...woo hoo...oppps...shhh...here comes Dad...he luvluvluvs FB Leo...sigh

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  28. Well I´m NOT surprised , CK !
    Typical human behavior *sigh*

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