Roughly translated, Erin go Bragh means Ireland Forever. This is the one day of the year when we all get jiggy and become Leprechauns and the humans drink green beer. I've come up with a few leprechaun jokes for you. Enjoy.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.
Q: Why does it take four Irishmen to change a lightbulb?
A: One to change the bulb. Four to remark about how grand the old bulb was.
Q: What's little and green and stuck to your bumper?
A: A leprechaun who didn't look both ways.
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn't afford plane fare.
Before you indulge in the green