You see, some woman or another has been STEALING my fur! She says it's not a crime but I'm not too sure about that. In fact, she has Pop doing it too. Look at the overwhelming evidence.
|You could make a whole new cat out of this!|
This is all MY beautiful Russian Blue fur that has been stolen with the FURminator in only 2 weeks. I get brushed every other day for less than 5 minutes. OK, I admit that I like it and it feels SOOOO good, but can I afford to be losing my coat in the Fall? Winter is right around the corner and without a nice winter coat, I might have to snugg—gasp, I can't say it—smuggle urp, I mean snuggle up (cough cough) to TW at night!
Music by Kimberley Rew
In addition, look at all my DNA in this Pledge contraption that TW uses to clean up my pillow in the morning. I'm going to need someone to teleport over to keep me warm once the winter starts.
Disclaimer: I was not paid by FURminator or Pledge to write this blog, nor did I receive these items free from the companies. Note to companies: this little ghetto kitty CAN be bought! Heh heh!